dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

kankris-svweater:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

I watched it all and it was hell

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

clayterran:

friendsies

clayterran:

friendsies

pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

so there’s a 40% chance i won’t have to take one of my exams

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

kierkemps:

I HAVE SEEN SOME VILLAGERS MOVE INTO SOME REALLY AWFUL SPOTS BUT THIS TAKES THE PISS

kierkemps:

I HAVE SEEN SOME VILLAGERS MOVE INTO SOME REALLY AWFUL SPOTS BUT THIS TAKES THE PISS