The only “Pokemon” ur gonna catch in tall grass is Lyme disease. Check for ticks every day.
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus coming soon!
The new Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus will start appearing in stores in late April at a suggested retail price of $39.99. It joins other controllers themed to Nintendo characters, including the red Mario and green Luigi controllers. Wii Remote Plus includes Wii MotionPlus technology, and works with all Wii and Wii U games that call for Wii Remote controllers. Fans of Mario Kart 8 might want to pick up the new remote to control Peach when the game launches May 30.
"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
Frederick when killing people:
PICK A GOD AND PRAY!
Frederick when he keeps getting cut off in traffic:
PICK A LANE AND STAY!
Frederick when the person in front at Burger King can’t decide:
PICK A MEAL AND PAY!